How NOT to Succeed in LA

Here are the first few tips I can give on how to fail at getting into the entertainment industry in Los Angeles.

• Be under 5' 7" and overweight.
• Don't go to the clubs and parties.
• Get a full-time job to pay the bills that has an inflexible schedule.
• Skip every chance you get to audition or work on a project.
• Don't network, always keep to yourself.

I will impart more of my wisdom at a later date. These are some pointers that I know for a fact will help keep you from getting your dream job.