Smoking Vs Chocolate

So the other day while at the zoo I saw a group of parents who had to have their smokes and it just killed me that their children had to wait around in a cloud of smoke while their parents finished ruining their lungs. I understand that smoking is an addiction and that for some people it's really hard to quit but why must I suffer through your bad decision. I have to admit I have an addiction also, it's called chocolate, but I don't make other people suffer through my problem with it. I'll show you what I mean.

When smokers stand right in front of a doorway I have to walk through a nasty smelling cloud of smoke. When I am eating chocolate in front of a doorway I don't shove my candy bar into another person's face.

When smokers are finished with their cigarettes while driving they just decide to throw them out the car window thus littering the world. When I finish my chocolate I don't toss the wrappers out the window I throw them out the next time I get gas.

When some smokers decide to have children they make the children suffer by not either quitting or taking it outside. I keep my chocolate away from children (it's all mine) and there is no such thing as second hand chocolate. (By the way I believe if a smoker decides to have children by law they must quit smoking but that's just me.)

When smoking in the woods some careless smokers start fires by not extinguishing their cigarettes before discarding them. When I bring chocolate on a hike I properly dispose of my wrapper in a receptacle and thus also avoiding littering again.

So you see I admit I have an addiction but I don't make the world suffer with me. So chocolate wins.